So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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