Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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