she looked like the bat from fern gully.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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