too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I checked into jail on foursquare
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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