ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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