i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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