Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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