i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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