party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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