would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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