what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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