no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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