Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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