I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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