the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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