I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Houston, we have a blender
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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