I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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