quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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