I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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