I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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