Please, let me fuck your mom
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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