my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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