new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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