she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can't turn off my feet"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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