would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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