Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
vagina is talking i cant
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
She's not a foreskin expert like you
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book