so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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