no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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