dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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