What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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