as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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