I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can text with my tongue
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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