Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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