Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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