So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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