I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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