What a fucking waste of an outfit
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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