I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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