So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I lost the right to judge tonight
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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