somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Send help, water and tortillas.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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