I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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