just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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