How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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