woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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