Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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