The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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