Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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