so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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