do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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