I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I enjoy the company of your penis
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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