Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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