So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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