just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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