their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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