a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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