Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
where are my eyebrows?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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