planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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