so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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